SO APPARENTLY SOME AT FOX FIND PROGRESSIVE ANIMAL RIGHTS AGENDAS HILARIOUS. AFTER FURTHER RESEARCH OF REDEYE HOST GREG GUTFELD, I FOUND OUT THAT HE BELIEVES MOST LIBERALS ARE CANNIBALS. I SAY LOOK IN THE MIRROR MR. G. REPUBLICANS BELIEVE IN EATING ANIMALS, AND LAST TIME I CHECKED HUMANS ARE ANIMALS TOO.
HOWEVER, HE IS CORRECT IN THAT I OPPOSE THE CONTINUAL RAPE OF MOTHER EARTH. AFTER ALL, HUMANS ARE AN INFINITELY EXPANDING SPECIES ON A FINITE PLANET. BUT HE MAKES THE MISTAKEN ASSUMPTION THAT I BELIEVE THE HUMAN RACE SHOULD ACTUALLY CONTINUE TO EXIST. CANNIBALISM IS A MEANS OF SURVIVAL, SO NATURALLY I DO NOT BELIEVE IN IT.
THIS MIGHT LEAD SOME TO ASK ABOUT HOW I SURVIVE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ATTACK THE ARGUMENT, NOT THE SOURCE, AS I ALWAYS SAY. HOWEVER, IF GUTFELD REALLY WANTS TO KNOW, HE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT OVER THE BONFIRE IN MY BACKYARD!
THIS MIGHT LEAD SOME TO ASK ABOUT HOW I SURVIVE, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ATTACK THE ARGUMENT, NOT THE SOURCE, AS I ALWAYS SAY. HOWEVER, IF GUTFELD REALLY WANTS TO KNOW, HE SHOULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TALK ABOUT IT OVER THE BONFIRE IN MY BACKYARD!
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